Achewood - January 8, 2004
[[Teodor is at the computer. Cornelius Bear aproaches him.
Cornelius Bear: What are you working on, T??odor?
[[Teodor gets suprised]]
Teodor: Oh, check it out! I'm making a fake Yahoo Personals ad for Ray!
[[Cornelius takes a sip from his drink]]
[[Computer screen]]
Step 2: Likes/Dislikes
The dails on what you're lookin
I live at 11 Via Verde in Achewood Estates and I need a Puerto Rican woman who's not afraid to break furniture during fights
PS I like Italian food and I like to Do It after I eat Italian food
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[[Next screen: Image upload]]
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[[Next screen: Photo confirmation update screen]]
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[[Photo showcased: Ray is wearing a fancy suit. Liebot is with him.]]
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Step 4: Complete!
Welcome to the exciting world of Yahoo Personals, rsmuckles! Please review your profile one last time before submitting.
[[Photo uploaded earlier]]
YOU ARE
Man looking for Woman
PERSONAL HEADLINE
Stout Player Wants to Pour Pink Zindanfel Onto His Firm Peepee while You Watch, Helpless
LOCATION:
Achewood Estates, CA
SMOKES?
Socially
{{Alt Text: I have a peepee and I know where it goes. Box 4587.}}